I'm not advocating that you do this tedious, thankless, unpaid job for 300 years: apparently, there's already people who actually want to, for whatever unfathomable reason, so I'm advocating that those people be given the means to do so indefinitely.
If you actually read any of this thread you'd see many feasible suggestions for how to fix the problem (better communications methods, improved tooling, adapting to how younger developers engage, etc., etc.). And if you really paid attention, you would notice absolutely none of them start with "first, invent science that doesn't exist...".
